i'm going to see my aunite elly at her house tommorow. i havnt seen her for a while how shall i entertain her when i get there or perhaps i should turn up wearing something unusual or do something wierd when i get there? (Nettie, London)
Dress up like a homeless and stumble through her door with a big bottle of white lightning, say your starving and havnt eaten in a week, when she cooks you some food gobble it all up and lick the plate (Sadie, Brighton)
drink about 17 redbulls before getting there. so there is some serious wired effect going on. talk about varieties of cheese and pomegranates for hours while nawing at a small blunt wooden spoon and twitching (george, brighton)
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Stuff a pillow up your top and pretend your 7 months preggers, that will give her a shock (Caitlin, Brighton)
Dress up like a homeless and stumble through her door with a big bottle of white lightning, say your starving and havnt eaten in a week, when she cooks you some food gobble it all up and lick the plate (Sadie, Brighton)
drink about 17 redbulls before getting there. so there is some serious wired effect going on. talk about varieties of cheese and pomegranates for hours while nawing at a small blunt wooden spoon and twitching (george, brighton)
pretend you have gone partially deaf, and say things that you think you hear, like really ridiculous things. (Joss, Brighton)
dress all in one colour (Courtney, Brighton)
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