Sunday, 28 October 2007

What the best way to eat olives?

I have never try eat olives before what is the best way to try them? (Jasper, London)

6 comments:

TimG said...

Do not eat them.
They are filth.
(Joseph, Brighton)

TimG said...

Ask your mum to feed them to you while you lie on the sofa (Caitlin, Brighton)

TimG said...

get someone to throw them into your mouth (Courtney, Brighton)

TimG said...

in a restaurant... then stroke it across both cheeks, tap your nose and ears with it, tilt your head back and then drop it into your mouth. repeat ritual with each olive (Sadie, Brighton)

TimG said...

not just one at a time, they all have to go in, preferably about 8 or 7, mash them up into a paste and then squirte martini into the olive goodness.(Joss, Brighton)

TimG said...

get a friend to go to a window above whilst you have your head out of the window below and paint a target on your face. top points for mouth least for outer circle. entertainment and nourishment at the same time. (george, Brighton)