Sunday, 28 October 2007
What can I do to christen my new flat?
I have just moved into a new flat and a house warming party is out of the question due to the clean and newly decoratedness of the flat and a desire not to fall out with our neighbnours in the first week. Considering 1.I don't know how many people will be able to make it at short notice 2.I don't want to trash the flat and 3. I won't get home from work until 9.30 what can I do to christen my flat? (Vikki, London)
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have sex in it
Knock on your neighbours door and invite them around to discuss scientology (Caitlin, Brighton)
Just before the stroke of midnight, sit on your doorstep, shining a torch at your face and slowly morph into a warewolf, howl and prowl around your front garden (Joss, Brighton)
Get yourself some holy water, candles, hymn sheets (2) and a bible and invite your work friends around to christen you in the bath. (Sadie, Brighton)
Bake cupcakes and post them to your new neighbours. Everybody needs good neighbours...
(Joseph Brighton)
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